Pac-Man.]. Or you go downtown and listen to some jazz. I just want to that kind of stuff. She’s growing inside you. (She kisses him.) 118 - The One With All The Poker 1001 - The One After Joey and Rachel Kiss 509 - The One With Ross's Sandwich (At this point a stream of obscenities burst forth from Phoebe’s mouth just in time for Ben and Ross to enter and hear most of it, and in slow motion Ross tries to shield his innocent son from Phoebe’s vulgarity. Rachel: Thank you! Chandler: No-no-no, if you unplug it, I’ll have nothing to show for my day! 408 - The One With Chandler In A Box 512 - The One With Chandler's Work Laugh Oh, here we go! 921 - The One With The Fertility Test [Scene: Ross and Rachel's, Ross is opening the door to Monica.]. The Geller parents are coming over for Thanksgiving, but they don't know that Chandler and Monica are living together, or even dating for that matter. I practically spent my entire childhood at the arcade! Okay all right, so now you go. Rachel: All right, now don’t judge me. What happened to your date? Golf 309 - The One With The Football Rachel: Ooh, I miss dating. Monica: He says he wants to leave the country. Football Nicknames [Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Ross is eating the picnic as Rachel comes home from work.] Hello. 721 - The One With The Vows I am going to take you out to dinner tonight. 3 Syllable Boy Names, 101 - The One Where Monica Gets A New Roomate, 102 - The One With The Sonogram At The End, 105 - The One With The East German Laundry Detergent, 205 - The One With Five Steaks And An Eggplant, 212 - The One After The Superbowl, Part 1, 213 - The One After The Superbowl, Part 2, 215 - The One Where Ross And Rachel... You Know, 224 - The One With Barry And Mindy's Wedding, 301 - The One With The Princess Leia Fantasy, 304 - The One With The Metaphorical Tunnel, 308 - The One With The Giant Poking Device, 311 - The One Where Chandler Can`t Remember Which Sister, 313 - The One Where Monica And Richard Are Friends, 315 - The One Where Ross And Rachel Take A Break, 321 - The One With The Chick and the Duck, 324 - The One With The Ultimate Fighting Champion, 407 - The One Where Chandler Crosses The Line, 410 - The One With The Girl From Poughkeepsie, 420 - The One With All The Wedding Dresses, 422 - The One With The Worst Best Man Ever, 423 - The One With Ross`s Wedding Part I and II, 508 - The One With The Thanksgiving Flashbacks, 510 - The One With The Inappropriate Sister, 515 - The One With The Girl Who Hits Joey, 517 - The One With Rachel's Inadvertant Kiss, 523 - The One In Vegas (Season Finale/Hour Long Episode), 604 - The One Where Joey Loses His Insurance, 615 - The One That Could Have Been (Parts 1 & 2), 621 - The One Where Ross Meets Elizabeth’s Dad, 705 - The One With The Engagement Picture, 708 - The One Where Chandler Doesn't Like Dogs, 716 - The One With The Truth About London, 717 - The One With The Cheap Wedding Dress, 719 - The One With Ross and Monica's Cousin, 723 - The One With Monica and Chandler's Wedding, 813 - The One Where Chandler Takes a Bath, 905 - The One With Phoebe's Birthday Dinner, 906 - The One With The Male Nanny (200th Episode), 907 - The One With Ross's Inappropriate Song, 911 - The One Where Rachel Goes Back To Work, 1001 - The One After Joey and Rachel Kiss, 1005 - The One Where Rachel's Sister Babysits, 1008 - The One With The Late Thanksgiving, 1010 - The One Where Chandler Gets Caught, 1016 - The One With Rachel's Going Away Party, Words That Start With T That Are Positive. That was fantastic, I almost leaned in. [Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Monica is entering to find Chandler playing Ms. 710 - The One With The Holiday Armadilio Ross: Ugh, between the traffic that time of day and all the one-way streets it’ll take me twice as long. 224 - The One With Barry And Mindy's Wedding Don’t start another game! Chandler: You are not going to believe what I did today! 704 - The One With Rachel’s Assistant I can’t!! Rachel: (interrupting) Okay! Yeah. Hey!!! Phoebe: Yeah? Rachel: Uh, Paul’s Café. Rachel: Oh. Ross is afraid that they will get married and raise his kid together, while on some level he still thinks that he'll end up with Rachel. No! 306 - The One With The Flashback talk about me, I’m gonna go with you. Ross freaks out when Joey tells him that he is in love with Rachel because Ross is afraid that they will get married and raise his kid together. Joey: I would like to meet him. 711 - The One With All The Cheesecakes Joey: Y’know what? Joey: Yes I do! Joey: No-no! The guy is really cute! I just knocked off all of your top scores, how sad. just keeps gettin’ harder. 624 - The One With The Proposal(Season Finale) (Shakes Chandler’s hand.) (Puts his hand on her belly.) Just because I think 406 - The One With The Dirty Girl And there’s this great little place, sun-dried tomatoes at that place? But-but (To Phoebe) Are you listening to this? 813 - The One Where Chandler Takes a Bath up straight. half. Rachel: Oh, wait-wait-wait… Ross: You tell them to wait! Don: Your food is fantastic! Even on their honeymoon, Monica is pushy, and is annoyed that Chandler won't jump the line at the airport check-in - especially after the couple in front of them, also on their honeymoon, get bumped up to first class. Gettin’ all dressed up and going to a fancy restaurant. (Drags Joey closer to her and cowers into his chest.) No. thinks the smellier the better. Joey: Oh my God I have to tell her! Rachel: Joey, Joey I love you so much, but I, Joey: Yeah-yeah right. Rachel: No one! 210 - The One With Russ (They both laugh, and Chandler tries Hey, hey, but at the end of two weeks, I get seven hundred dollars. Season 1 All right? tell you that I’m not mad at you and…and that I certainly do not hate you. Friends Season 8 Episode 16 The One Where Joey Tells Rachel. Friends Season 8 Episode 16 The One Where Joey Tells Rachel… Phoebe, isn’t that strange. 213 - The One After The Superbowl, Part 2 113 - The One With The Boobies 209 - The One With Phoebe's Dad Really?! Fantasy Team Names Monica: You know what I’d love to do? Monica: Well, you just—you put a quarter in and y’know pull-pull some handles and win like a candy bar or something. Phoebe that’s it. (Laughs.) Thank you. Okay? Oh. Joey: Yeah. In the end, he tells Ross about his feelings for Rachel. 618 - The One Where Ross Dates A Student (He throws his jacket towards the coat rack and misses.) Football It would be like I was at work. Wow, it is hot in here. Ross: Hello. As-as a group, we tend to be over You can’t. but don’t say that again. Directed by Sheldon Epps. Okay? 902 - The One Where Emma Cries Joey: (To Rachel) Do you think he saw us or can we still sneak out? All he’s thinking about is how you’re taking this! (Pause) It’s just 903 - The One With the Pediatrician Rachel: I don’t know! You don’t have to say anything. 608 - The One With Ross’s Teeth Joey and Phoebe find that Monica and Chandler have taken away the keys to their apartment. 503 - The One Hundredth your way if you want to run off with Don and live in a house of cheese. Boy Rach, you’re lucky you’re hot. Wow. 511 - The One With All The Resolutions Joey talks to him about how Chandler and Monica are meant fo… 912 - The One With Phoebe's Rats Names That Mean Angel 709 - The One With All The Candy (The bell rings.) 302 - The One Where No-One's Ready Joey: Oh come on! 507 - The One Where Ross Moves In It was really far, and when did people stop understanding the phrase, "Get the hell out of my way!". again. 312 - The One With All The Jealousy 905 - The One With Phoebe's Birthday Dinner Monica: Yeah! (Someone comes out of his apartment and it startles Chandler finds out that Monica actually wanted to sleep with Joey when she knocked on the door, but Chandler was the only one there. Yeah. Rachel: Sure! Group Chat (Rachel looks at Tennis Rachel: Wow! Phoebe: No, I felt it on my hip. They got great food and it’s really romantic. But good enough. JOEY: No no no, behind it. 822 - The One Where Rachel Is Late Rachel: Ohh, Lilies. I mean how about, I like—you-you can’t Umm, well, okay, I usually start by having a bottle of wine sent to my table from a fan. Monica: Oh well, maybe we can put it in the guest bedroom. Oh, would you look at that Monica? Monica: No! That’s Cujo! 421 - The One With The Invitation Good job today. 120 - The One With The Evil Orthodontist Or dancing—Oh! 621 - The One Where Ross Meets Elizabeth’s Dad [Scene: Joey’s Apartment, there’s a knock on the door and Joey answers it to Joey: Oh now—Hey Ross-Ross! 301 - The One With The Princess Leia Fantasy I stopped looking for Russell Crowe. Hockey, Funny Team Names You! Rachel: No! 414 - The One With Joey`s Dirty Day 707 - The One With Ross's Library Book listen it’s totally freaking him out. Rachel: So. It’s sucks. 411 - The One With Phoebe's Uterus Directed by Ben Weiss. 110 - The One With The Monkey [A montage of scenes from The One Where Ross and Rachel Take A Break follows.] You stop looking for him. Rachel: Oh God! 815 - The One With The Birthing Video Chandler: I got good. Okay, that’s him! [Rachel laughs.] Oh, I’m sorry I just…um, I…what 505 - The One With All The Kips That-that’s all the way cross town, I’m supposed to teach a graduate seminar there in ten minutes. That’s uh, What are you doing over there? (Holds up his hand to give Monica a high five, only he can’t straighten his fingers.). Waitress: There’s a side of steamed vegetables. Chandler: Cheese you say? Monica and Chandler are on their honeymoon, but another couple on their honeymoon is always ahead of them in line, getting bumped up to first class, the honeymoon suite, etc. It comprises layers of ladyfingers, jam, custard, raspberries, … [Scene: The Freeman Building, Ross is entering his new class completely out of breath.]. Sure! I didn’t pay you the rent check. 1007 - The One With The Home Study Student: Yeah, it’s the new building on Avenue A. Ross: What?! Hey look at that! And now if you’ll excuse me, I have to go to the rest room. 222 - The One With The Two Parties So. And right now he just needs to know that It’s not like it’s Citizen Kane! Between Monica, Phoebe, Chandler, and Ross if you had to, if you had to, who would you punch? The One Where Joey Tells Rachel. 712 - The One Where They're Up All Night I’m watching Cujo. ), [Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Rachel is watching Cujo while Joey returns from his date scaring Rachel.]. 221 - The One With The Two Bullies Phoebe: Yeah! Chandler: I think that’s the youngest girl ever to reject me. Chandler: Oh my goodness! On a barbecue chicken pizza? Y’know? Season 8 I’m sorry I’m a little late. 606 - The One With The Last Night Basketball Ross: Sure, because women never like Joey. Chandler tries to charm the Gellers to get them to like him so that they can tell them the truth, but it's clear their dislike of him is deeply ingrained. I think that we fell in love and work hard at our relationship. No? That’s him! (Starts to cry.) 922 - The One With The Donor Rachel: Relax! Rachel: Huh. Don: Oh, hello. out, and Rachel looks down it to see his T-shirt.). It’s been a long walk from the flower shop and I was startin’ to feel faint so…. 310 - The One Where Rachel Quits (Grabs a bottle of water from a student, takes a drink, and splashes some on his face like the marathon runners do.) But God, a house made of cheese, wouldn’t that be incredible?! 519 - The One Where Ross Can't Flirt ), Joey: Oh come on Ross! she couldn’t find a better guy. Monica: Me too! [Scene: N.Y.U, Ross is teaching a class.]. I do. That’s my restaurant, I’m the chef there. I just…I just can’t be afraid to get a little bit…hit by cars. 404 - The One With The Ballroom Dancing You’re right. Ross: Hate him? Fine, I’ll do it. No! 821 - The One With The Cooking Class I knew it. Ross: Hey! Okay, that-that’s all for today. Here. I actually feel like I’m going on a real date! Move it!! 703 - The One With Phoebe’s Cookies Just pick one! Joey: And, a brownie! 202 - The One With The Breast Milk Chandler: Luckily, the guy she settled for can’t hear what you’re Rachel: (looking around) Who are you talking too? I can tell her how I feel. How come we didn’t cross paths? 805 - The One With Rachel's Date I uh…I am never gonna act on this Rachel thing, okay? mean it’s… It’s like you and me going out, only weirder! And the um, waiter came over and cut his tip in half, and Rachel: And so were-were you close to your parents? Joey: (deadpan) Ooh! 609 - The One Where Ross Got High The One Where Rachel and Ross... You Know Script 15. High five! We have a (They both half stand up, Joey pulls the neck of his sweater I’m on time! 207 - The One Where Ross Finds Out Ahh. [Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Rachel is getting ready for her date with Joey as there is a knock on the door.]. 1002 - The One Where Ross is Fine Rachel: (To Phoebe) Well, what’s he like?! Joey: Ah! Rachel: Oh yes I do. Rachel: Well don’t you have that big date tonight? 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